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dream text wtf

Posted on 2011.01.30 at 03:49
Current Mood: confusedexcited!
cyclones...
everywhere...
so many of them...
ugh...

spaz thingy
Posted on 2010.12.22 at 23:43
Current Mood: bitchyI HATE LIFE GO AWAY
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Rabid Plusle
Posted on 2010.06.22 at 16:16
Current Mood: crazyHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaa
Tags:
THE MADNESS
BEGINS
NOW

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the world will come to an end. all shall perish. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA. DEATH RAYS AND POPSICLE STICKS AND NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED. OH, and a gumdrop. DOn't forGeT thE Gumfa sdfsfje ofiisioooooseif sjkldcsj;lkdfsa..!@L>!>!>!!!L FLAO K.

THE CATS WILL REIGN SUPREME... tomorrow. when they feel like it. WHEN I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT!!!! no. yes. no no. yes yes. no yes. no. y
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sssss. cjjlcskldfl. 444444.

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h.

THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!
THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!
THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!
THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!
WHEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee fairy pencil question mark dollarssssssssssssssssssss$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

*spins in chair* *realizes this is not a spinny chair* *spins in it anyway* *what, you were expecting me to fall oveR? THat Can'T haPPEn. FOr I am INVINCIFallsover omg ow that hurt*

THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!THE WORLD IS ENDING and I don't care!

Naxxanar was only a setback. With the power of the orb, Valanar will have his vengeance!

So sayeth Bugaboo.

THE END.

OR IS IT?

YES IT IS THE END. THE END OF THE WORLD. FOR YOU SEE. THERE WILL BE A PRETTY PRETTY LIGHT SHOW. AND EVERYONE WILL DIE FROM BEING LIGHTED TO DEATH. BLAME MIRACORN. >>

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fhahsfhasfkls hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa gahrc. xdof 329 v. ....f.f......................................................................................

GUYZ WHY DO THEY CALL IT AN XBOX 360??? BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU TURN 360 DEGREES AND WALK AWAY!

...wait, what? O_o;

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AVGN

New Pokémon wtf

Posted on 2010.06.16 at 06:23
Really...

they made a gear pokemon
named
gear

I think it's supposed to be based on... help me out here. um. is it a... gear? nah. that'd be too obvious.

I think they're starting to run out of ideas. Really? GEAR? Lemme guess, it's evolved form is Lugnut? Maybe Monkey Wrench. Or how bout... Screw. As in, Nintendo will continue to screw us out of our money by making new Pokemon games that are really just the same game with better graphics and more pokemon and different characters/settings. They should also make one called Sucker, because we're all suckers and will probably buy them anyway. And we'll also all buy the third game that comes out that has a slight graphic update and one or two small things added onto it but is also really just the same game.

Also the white legendary looks like it has a big fur penis.

spaz thingy

The lost continent of Atlantis. Also, cheeseburgers. Also, hi.

Posted on 2010.05.23 at 15:30
Current Mood: irritatedirritated
Tags:
to celebrate being back here is a story with relevance and meaning in the society of today. And pasta.Collapse )

omg please mother let me finish this story *pulls out hair*


spaz thingy

Halp

Posted on 2010.05.10 at 12:48
Current Mood: depressed*whimper*
Computer went dark on Friday. screen does not work. So I have no one to talk to most of the time. Everything so dark... lonely... boring... so alone...

I can only use the library computers, and only during daylight hours... only two of them. They don't even let you have multiple tabs or windows open so I cannot have IM open at the same time as anything else... and of course no downloading and stuff either. And no WoW and no SC2 beta...

I don't know...

if I can survive...

without my computer...

everything so cold... lonely... dark... like my screen...

Umbreon

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Posted on 2010.04.24 at 05:41
I Am A: Chaotic Evil Human Sorcerer (3rd Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-10

Dexterity-14

Constitution-12

Intelligence-17

Wisdom-15

Charisma-12


Alignment:
Chaotic Evil A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. Chaotic evil is sometimes called demonic because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is the best alignment you can be because combines self-interest and pure freedom. However, chaotic evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction not only of beauty and life but also of the order on which beauty and life depend.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)




HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! *lightning crackles in background*

AVGN

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS BULLSHIT

Posted on 2010.03.15 at 19:08
Current Mood: angrygrrrrrrrrsdlkafja;sdfh$#Q(*@&$
YOU KNOW WHAT'S BUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIT???

Daylight FUCKING savings time. I hate Daylight Savings time it is bull why do we need it anyway? It's a pain in the ass every year, twice a year, to change all the clocks. It's a pain in the ass when you're doing something, or you've gotta be somewhere, and you say "holy shit 6:30 already? where did the time go?" I'll tell you where the time went... they fucking stole it! Gimme back my hour dammit! I want to sleep. And then when you're used to the new time they throw off your schedule again by slipping the hour back in. "What the fuck, it's only 4 pm?"

And just to make it worse, in the southern hemisphere they are also doing daylight savings, but IN REVERSE. Those of us who have friends on the other side of the world... maybe those of us who happen to play a certain MMO with friends on the other side of the world... *cough* Well when we go an hour forward, they go an hour BACK... so that makes us 2 more hours apart! Grrrr...

They say it helps farmers. That's absolute bullshit. If farmers are supposed to get their crops in by 9 am, and they need the sunlight to see, then making it start an hour later has the OPPOSITE effect, because they have an hour less to do their stuff. You think it saves energy? Bullshit it doesn't save any energy, if anything with an hour of extra daylight people tend to go out and use MORE energy. The reasons for it are bullshit. Get rid of it. Don't fuck with my clocks. Don't fuck with my schedule. Don't fuck with my hours of darkness. LEAVE THE TIME THE FUCK ALONE YOU ASSHOLES!

AVGN

O_O

Posted on 2010.01.06 at 22:46
Current Mood: crankybah!
Found this on a friend's journal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5RRdZCfjrg

rantCollapse )

AVGN

An af;lkjglk;uer Christmas

Posted on 2009.12.25 at 23:25
Current Mood: cynicalbah humbug
Tags: ,
The obligatory holiday special, now featuring af;lkjglk;uerCollapse )


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